What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !