McBongald's
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
Selfridges.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
He ordered some NaCl.
Quranic
Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.
Only some people get it.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
A: Post office.