What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's