What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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This place rocks!"

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Because they're always dribbling!

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Mice outfit!

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.