What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.