Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes