What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Civic doody.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...