What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.