Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team?

The Chicago Blackhawks

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.