How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.