Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.