What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee