What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.