What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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A not-yeti.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti