What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.