When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
He was *out standing* in his field.
The french army at the beginning of a war!
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
The X-Men
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
ten tickles
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Because she was a girl.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
A: I get a kick out of you.
He used base 3.
A bundt cake!
