Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Sasquatch Jokes More Sasquatch Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Dead Bee Jokes More Dead Bee Jokes

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"