Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Sasquatch Jokes More Sasquatch Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.