How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate