What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men