What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.