What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.