What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.