Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....