Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Semi Jokes More Semi Jokes

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....