What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)