What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)