Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid