Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.