Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
My zipper
They know people will blow them.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Someone pushed her
Because I threw a microwave at him
Because he didn't like DC...
I am Root.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Beast wishes.
Flaccid
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)