Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
My Zipper.
He isn't a fungi.
Oh, Plebes.
Cheap cheap!
An ATM machine
Because he didn't like DC...
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Flaccid