What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.