How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.