How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid