What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!