What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.