What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!