What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments