What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.