What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.