What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.