What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.