Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.