What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.