What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.