Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!