What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.