What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.