Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Cold turkey

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit