What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel