What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.