What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.