What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.