What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.