What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin