What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"