What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."