Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.