Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Are you having a crisis?
Her miscarriage.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
I cry when I chop an onion.
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.