What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it ..I'll show myself to the door.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!