What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!