Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl