Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !