What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.