What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!