What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!