What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.