Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.