Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf