What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge