What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.