What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.