What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.