What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".