What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Paddy O'Furniture

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)