What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer